It feels like spring has sprung
early here in our little corner of the world. The snow drops are out in full
force, little white heads nodding in the wind like extras in a Daft Punk video. The
primroses are holding their own too, nuzzling up against each other in their
enviable spot overlooking the stream. And we have even seen daffodils bravely poking
their heads out of the mud to see what 2016 is all about after a nice long
snooze. Pretty much the same as last
year I’m guessing, give or take a few trees and a little less water sloshing
about the place. At least I hope that’s what I’d be saying if I were a daffodil
living here.
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Life is just a bed of (prim) roses |
And of course spring would not be
spring without the arrival of some new chicks, freshly hatched from, in this
case, Gloucestershire. I never, ever thought I would end up married to a
chicken fancier but I fear, alas, that this may be now the case. It turns out
that my darling husband, fully embracing this smallholding lark with both arms
(and legs), has been doing a worrying about of homework into old breeds of hen
and decided that life could not go on without the addition of some Cotswold
Legbar and Burford Brown chickens to our brood. Now if you, like me, haven’t
exactly got your chicken breeds down pat, these pretty birds are the poultry
equivalent of an It girl on Ladies Day at Ascot. All flamboyant feathers and Farrow & Ball colours with a
permanent look of disdain on their beaky faces. Perhaps rightly so as these
(hugely expensive) birds were hatched in a heated, designer barn, I daresay
made from the finest Cotswold stone, with oak beams and floor to ceiling
windows that would put our house to shame. So imagine their disgust as they
were wrenched from their plush living quarters to be ignominiously bundled into
a cardboard box and hurled into the back of a beaten up Landrover Defender
(that my husband now assures me is a collector’s item and worth a fortune since
they stopped making them last week). Four hours later they arrive to find
themselves in the middle of a muddy field in the pissing rain, not a silk
cushion or a Waitrose corn meal in sight. No wonder they didn’t venture out of
their little house for a week. I could see the look in their eyes which said, “WTF
am I doing here? I’m a Cotswold Legbar don’t you know. Perhaps this is all some
horrific nightmare and I’ll back in the balmy, affluent south of England in a
few clucks”. At times I can totally empathise with that!
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WTF am I doing here?! |
Tough luck chucks. You’re Welsh
now. And that means you get to support the best rugby team in the world. Yes
spring wouldn’t be spring without the Six Nations and that of course means lots
of matches. So don’t expect to get anything done on a Saturday or a Sunday for the
next eight weeks. It seems that everyone and everything around here stops for
the rugby. It's like a scene out of 28 Days Later when Wales are playing: no cars, no tractors, no people, even the sheep seem to fall silent until you hear an audible cheer or groan (or just an almighty sigh in the case of today's nail-biting draw) rolling around the valley when the final whistle blows. Even time itself seems to work differently while the tournament is on. Our builder came round this week to ummm and aaarrr at various wonky
walls that we want removed and at the end we asked him when we could expect the quote. In a momentary lapse to my City alter ego, I was fully expecting him to say something along the lines of COB Friday (Close of Business for those of you not subjected to BS corporate speak day in day out) but instead he simply responded, “before the match”. Fair enough. Given the score, it's just as well we didn't wait until afterwards as we might have borne the brunt of some of that red shirted frustration.
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Come on Wales! |
And finally to dispatches. What
better way to herald the start of spring than to feast upon a lamb grown in
ones’ own fields. What a charming idea, we thought. Let’s ask the farmer next
door to bring us one, we thought, fully expecting our request to be met with
the delivery of a neatly, vacuum packed lamb in all the requisite cuts, ready to cook. Little did we expect said beast to arrive at our front door on the back of
a quad bike, bleating away to its heart’s content and still very much alive. Fortunately
my husband has the wherewithal to quickly resolve such situations and before you
could say, “are lambs allowed to ride on those things?”, it was fleeced, gutted
and hanging up in our larder fridge. Meat doesn’t come fresher than that, as
Greg Wallace might say. And no sooner had
we butchered little Larry, then it was time to say goodbye to dear old Peppa.
Now you may have gathered from reading my blog that my husband has no
compunction about knocking off the odd animal or two. But with Peppa I
definitely detected for the first time a flicker of hesitation as he prepared
for the big P-Day. He deliberated for ages about which rifle to use and then
which ammunition to ensure it was all as quick and painless as possible. And
then when the day finally arrived he kept putting it off and putting it off, sneaking
up to the pen to feed her one last scoop of pig nuts and give her one last
scratch behind the ears. He also went to
huge amounts of trouble preparing her bath, finding an enormous cast iron thing
on eBay and then spent SEVEN HOURS filling it and heating the water to exactly the right
temperature (which, incidentally, he has never done for me). It would all have
been quite endearing if said bath was not to be used to scald dear Peppa to
remove her hair once the deed was done. In the end, after one final scratch,
she was happily munching away on a banana (her favourite) and knew nothing about
it at all. All very peaceful and stress-free. Less so for my husband and his
(sort of) willing helpers who were then tasked with defuzzing her and cleaning
her up for the larder. I wandered in later on and poked my head into the fridge
to see the end result and it was all a bit Lord of the Flies to be honest. The
bacon butties will be worth it though. Especially
with a Burford Brown fried egg thrown in for good measure. And perhaps a win next time for Wales. I don’t ask for much…
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